My name is MAXX

And I broke this up into little lines so that some of you could understand it better

Here we GO!

BLEH! 

I'm and atheist, which is to say that I deny the existence of gods/angels/fairy's/devils/elves/gnomes and so on and so forth.

I love love love to make other people laugh, it's one of the view things that I think i'm good at.

Fuck your feelings :) I probably don't care about them. You ask me  question and i will give you an HONEST answer and I expect the same from you.

Honesty, to me, is more important than anything in life. Without honesty there is no trust.

I am only important to a few around me and there are only a few who are important to me.
When people trip I don't laugh, people trip thousands of times in their lives, how funny could it be?

Life is NOT short. Life is THE LONGEST thing you could possibly EVER do, what could be longer than life?

I Photoshop...A LOT and I love it. Yes, I am fake, and I love ever second of you not knowing who I am :)

I'm Rude

This > "EmoslutGothChickXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX™®©" is the Dumbest shit of all time :) and i mean all of it.

I can hit the toilet/urinal from about 6 or 7 feet away, it's a talent I’ve had since I was about 5.

The crusty things in your eyes when you wake up in the morning are among the most disgusting things on earth.

I love to make fun of ALL people and i like being made fun of.

I am NOT a non-conformist i just naturally don't fit in "Alot" is actually spelled "A LOT" get use to it :)

I'm a writer and a reader I’m a listener and a talker Please add me if you like; you don't have to talk to me. I don't mind being a number that's all we are anyway

The grudge 2 is probably one of the FUNNIEST movies of all time

Love is a real thing

World peace is impossible with humans on the earth if you don't agree write me a 1000 word essay on how you think it would be possible, I’ll make sure to send it to the first person who'll listen

Marilyn Manson is the ONLY artist in the music industry right now

I shave A LOT of body hair :)

There is no good or bad luck

Zombies are wicked cool

I have Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder, and I mean that genuinely

I'm very easy to get along with even if i am a blunt honest/rude bastard.

You CANNOT make me mad I promise :) I'm too in love with being happy

I love myself and the way I am, I make myself laugh and I work out problems fairly well by myself

Some may call me a failure and I would agree if I based success on what they taught me in school, however, I don't and I have been completely successful thus far on my success scale :)

Enough is enough though, and if you would like to know more, please don't hesitate to ask.